#GOSSIP GIRL BLAIR SERIES#
When it comes to Dan and Jenny, the writers tried to cover themselves in the series finale by including a line claiming that Jenny knew he was Gossip Girl all along. When he reveals his sister is a drug dealer (season 3, episode 20, “It’s a Dad, Dad, Dad World”) Or he just wants to make himself look like a stud. Hyde-esque alter ego who really hates Serena and is constantly trying to sabotage their relationship. The only explanation that makes sense is that Dan has a Mr. Remember when Dan had that brief, creepy affair with a teacher at Constance, and Gossip Girl posted the rumor before they even officially hooked up? Admittedly, Dan and Serena had a lot of other issues at this point, but the “hot for teacher” rumor was the final straw. When he outs himself as a cheater (season 2, episode 17, “Carnal Knowledge”) …At this point, Dan is actually just trolling Serena, right? 6. The blast goes like this: “It seems D and S share a sibling! While I’m always a fan of star-crossed lovers, at least Romeo and Juliet didn’t share DNA!” After learning about their long-lost sibling, Dan and Jenny understandably decide to keep it quiet-but Gossip Girl takes the first opportunity to spill the incestuous beans, making Dan and Serena’s barely reconciled relationship super awkward. Lily and Rufus’s love child was all around one of the show’s worst storylines, and it led to one of the most egregious Dan-as-Gossip-Girl fails.
When he outs Dan and Serena’s faux incest (season 2, episode 15, “Gone With the Will”) Maybe Dan decided to preempt Serena’s plan out of pure spite, but what kind of a petty asshole would…okay, yeah. Serena persuades him that they should reveal all at Blair’s upcoming party…but then a Gossip Girl blast comes out showing the two of them kissing. So Dan and Serena get back together at the start of season 2, but Dan really wants to keep it a secret. When he outs Dan and Serena’s secret reunion (season 2, episode 3, “The Dark Night”) She spread lies instead.”ĭan Humphrey: redefining “the worst” since 2007. “Looks like Little J didn’t spread her legs after all. Didn’t anyone teach you, Little J? You shouldn’t give away the ending if you want him to pick up the book again.” “Breaking news: Asher Hornsby overheard bragging that Little J swiped her V card at his register. But the way he-as Gossip Girl-talks about his 15-year-old sister in this episode is downright unsettling: On one level, you have to respect Dan’s commitment to the Gossip Girl persona here. When he spreads rumors about his 15-year-old sister’s sex life (season 1, episode 16, “All About My Brother”) Who’s your Daddy, B? Baby Daddy, that is? Two guys in one week? Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty?”Įw, TBH. “Looks like the Virgin Queen isn’t as pure as she pretended to be. Oh, and then there’s this gem about Blair later in the episode: But the blast shows Serena, who is Dan’s girlfriend at this time, buying a pregnancy test, thus sending the entire school (and Dan’s dad) into a tailspin. Once again, Dan looks shell-shocked by a Gossip Girl blast-although this time, Jenny and Rufus are there, so at least he has an audience to make feigning shock worthwhile. Uh, probably not, and here’s why: First of all, Dan would be in his 30s, and it would actually be pretty sad if he was still getting his jollies by writing gossip about teenagers, and second of all, Penn Badgley isn’t attached to the series-at least, not yet.
So will Dan Humphrey still be the man behind the curtain, pulling all the strings? This time around, the show is about a new generation of teenagers who will likely be dealing with an entirely different level of Gossip Girl–themed drama now that social media is a thing. Dan Humphrey? Is Gossip Girl? Is this show for real? Well, y’all, it was for real, and it’s something people continue to get pissed off about even today, almost 10 years after the season finale aired, as the show lives on in streaming.Īnd now that Gossip Girl is officially coming back for a reboot at HBO Max, we have even more questions. After six seasons of wondering exactly who was out here exposing all our favorite Upper East Siders and coming up with complicated fan theories, the real answer absolutely took me out.
#GOSSIP GIRL BLAIR TV#
There have been a lot of bizarre endings to beloved TV series, but Gossip Girl has to be up there-like, at least in the top five.
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